Hook a brotha up.

I'd like you all to recall the story of St. Peter and companion as they were walking into the temple to preach. A beggar by the door asked them for money they could spare and St. Peter said, "I do not have money to give you, but I can give you what I have." and he procedded to heal him of whatever ailment he had. Well, we cannot do that, or at least our faith is not that great, but we can help this man. Trust me, he needs it, and fast. He may be out of towels as we speak.