Thursday, March 09, 2006

How many have you tried?

These, apparently, are the 50 best beers in the world. I now am on a quest to try all of them, will you drink with me?

1. AleSmith Brewing Co. San Diego, CA USA
2. Three Floyds Brewing Co. Munster, IN USA
3. Stone Brewing Co. San Diego, CA USA
4. Westvleteren Abdij St. Sixtus Westvleteren Belgium
5. Hair of the Dog Brewing Co. Portland, OR USA
6. De Dolle Brouwers Diksmuide Belgium
7. Kalamazoo Brewing Co. Kalamazoo, MI USA
8. Pizza Port (Solana Beach) Solana Beach, CA USA
9. Dogfish Head Brewery Milton, DE USA
10. Fuller, Smith & Turner London UK
11. Kuhnhenn Brewing Warren, MI USA
12. Geuzestekerij Drie Fonteinen Beersel Belgium
13. Minneapolis Town Hall Brewery Minneapolis, MN USA
14. Victory Brewing Company Downingtown, PA USA
15. New Glarus Brewing Company New Glarus, WI USA
16. Southampton Publick House Southampton, NY USA
17. Founders Brewing Company Grand Rapids, MI USA
18. Rogue Ales Newport, OR USA
19. Brasserie de l'Abbaye des Rocs Montignies-sur-Roc Belgium
20. Dieu du Ciel Montréal, Quebec Canada
21. Unibroue (Sleeman) Chambly, Quebec Canada
22. Barley Johns Brew Pub New Brighton, MN USA
23. Fish Brewing Company/
Leavenworth Beers Olympia, WA USA
24. Stoudts Brewing Co. Adamstown, PA USA
25. Old Dominion Brewing Co. Ashburn, VA USA
26. Troegs Brewing Company Harrisburg, PA USA
27. Smuttynose Brewing Company Portsmouth, NH USA
28. Goose Island Beer Company Chicago, IL USA
29. Dark Horse Brewing Company Marshall, MI USA
30. Bear Republic Brewing Company Healdsburg, CA USA
31. Great Lakes Brewing Company Cleveland, OH USA
32. Cantillon Brussels Belgium
33. Great Divide Brewing Company Denver, CO USA
34. Russian River Brewing Santa Rosa, CA USA
35. McKenzie Brew House Glen Mills, PA USA
36. DuClaw Brewing Company Abingdon, MD USA
37. Ayinger Aying Germany
38. Anchor Brewing Company San Francisco, CA USA
39. Allagash Portland, ME USA
40. Jolly Pumpkin Artisan Ales Dexter, MI USA
41. Triumph Brewing Company Princeton, NJ USA
42. Samuel Smith Yorkshire UK
43. Avery Brewing Company Boulder, CO USA
44. Sierra Nevada Brewing Company Chico, CA USA
45. Brasserie Fantôme Soy-Erezée Belgium
46. Brouwerij Het Anker Mechelen Belgium
47. New Belgium Brewing Company Fort Collins, CO USA
48. Pizza Port (Carlsbad) Carlsbad, CA USA
49. Flossmoor Station Restaurant & Brewery Flossmoor, IL USA
50. North Coast Brewing Company Fort Bragg, CA USA

Monday, March 06, 2006

INCASE YOU FORGOT


and that is why you didnt win best picture.

Like the salmon of capistrano

I'll be leaving the great sea of the internet for awhile, and Im dimantaling all previous email accounst, but this recipe is too good too good to go to waste. I first had this at Mr. Kurt Raeder's home, and many times since, all of which were absolutley fabulous. Try this PLEASE!
> > THIS RECEIPE IS FOR A 1 1/2 TO 2 # SALMON FILLET:
> > 8 LARGE GARLIC CLOVES
> > 1 TSP SALT
> > 4 TBSP FINELY CHOPPED PARSLEY
> > 2 TBSP FINELY MINCED SUN DRIED TOMATES
> > 1/4 CUP OLIVE OIL
> > CHOP GARLIC (I USUALLY USE GARLIC PRESS) FINELY, SPRINKLE WITH SALT &
> GRIND
> > WITH THE FLAT OF A KNIFE OR SPOON. COMBINE PARSLEY, TOMATOES & OLIVE
> OIL.
> > STORE IN REFRIDGERATOR. I USUALLY PREPARE THE DAY BEFORE AND STORE IN
> > SMALL JAR.
> >
> > PREP. OF SALMON - CUT WITH SHARP KNIFE IN A CROSS HATCH PATTERN BUT
AVOID
> > CUTTING THROUGH COMPLETELY. FILL CUT LINES WITH ABOVE MIXTURE. THIS
CAN
> > BE DONE 1-2 HOURS BEFORE BBQ'ING.
> >
> > YOU CAN BBQ ABOVE ON THE GRILL BUT I USE CEDAR FENCE BOARD. CUT THE
> CEDAR
> > BOARD TO FIT YOUR BBQ GRILL/SALMON FILLET. IMERSE THE BOARD IN WATER
FOR
> > AT LEAST 4-6 HOURS. I USUALLY DO IT THE NIGHT BEFORE. TAKE BOARD OUT
> > SHORTLY BEFORE BBQ'ING AND PLACE PREPARED SALMON FILLET ON IT.
> >
> > I USUALLY HEAT UP BBQ TO FULL HEAT & WHEN I PUT CEDAR BOARD ON, I REDUCE
> > HEAT TO 1/2 TO 3/4 HEAT AND PUT COVER DOWN. I CHECK TO ENSURE BOARD
DOES
> > NOT CATCH FIRE BUT THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN IF WOOD PROPERLY SOAKED AND
> HEAT
> > TURNED DOWN. DEPENDING ON BBQ HEAT FACTOR THE FILLET WILL BE DONE TO
> > PERFECTION FROM 25 - 40 MINUTES. (THE TIMING WILL DEPEND YOUR BBQ
> > THEREFORE CHECK OCCASSIONLY WHEN YOU DO THE FIRST TIME) KEY IS KEEPING
> LID
> > DOWN SINCE SALMON BAKES AND BBQ'S AT THE SOME TIME. ENJOY.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Hook a brotha up.

I'd like you all to recall the story of St. Peter and companion as they were walking into the temple to preach. A beggar by the door asked them for money they could spare and St. Peter said, "I do not have money to give you, but I can give you what I have." and he procedded to heal him of whatever ailment he had. Well, we cannot do that, or at least our faith is not that great, but we can help this man. Trust me, he needs it, and fast. He may be out of towels as we speak.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Yum yum eatum up

As reviewed at Gabesreview:

Ah, transfattyacids, that poor discriminated against of all the fatty acids. Has anyone else noticed the outright war food makers are waging on this poor mutant beast of modern creation. Sure it might increase your cholesterol, or give you a heart attack at the age of 45, but is that ol' transy's fault? In the beggining was lard, and it was good. The world rejoiced in its creaminess, and the way it could make any food (and I mean ANY!) taste not only good, but enjoyable. But man's food lust could not be satisfied. We needed "healthier" alternatives, without sacrificing the flavor. Lo and behold! vegetable oil was a great alternative and it only had one downside!!! Hurray! Wait, one down side? Go on. Well it seems vegetable oils tend to become, how you say, rancid. As in they rot quickly and that does not make for good eating, let me tell you.
It seems, though, if you hydroginate those suckers, they last a lot longer. Now we have a long lasting, lowfat, alternative to our true love of Lard. The Lord did grin, and the people did feast, unwittingly having released the beast that is the transfattyacid. Not only do they increase "bad" cholesteral, but "good" cholesteral as well. What's a man to do you ask? Boycott all foods with transfatt in it. Conversley, if you buy food that says "No Trans Fat!!" in little blurbs all over the box, it MUST be healthy. In fact they dont just cause health, they are the substance of health. Pure health in a box. Yet, remember to shed a tear for transfattyacids, it wasnt their fault, they were just made that way.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Hot digity

What happens to a man when he has nothing to look forward to? What must be the next, logical consequence to this unfortunate occurance be? let us follow the rabbit hole. Can a man truly have "nothing to look forward to"? Many would say no, by our very nature, namely rational, we can hypothesis, imagine, hope, thus creating endless elements for a future object to be supplied to our intellect and for us to "look forward" to it. Yet, this opperation of the intellect is not necessary, such as, "reasoning" is to the faculty of "reason". A man, by having reason, cannot cease to employ his reason. He may be misinformed, and use it incorrectly, but the actualization must be constant. Ergo, a man MAY look forward, but this act is not necessary, leaving him to lack its performance.
So a man can, not look forward to anything. Where then does his gaze, inner and outer, look towards? If not forward, then behind, oui non? Presuming, of course, that the gazer gazes from the present, thus excluding it, the present, as an object of the gaze. Then we have a man who soley beholds the past, in all its unchanging, and unchangeable glory. Now we can examine the result of such a state. Due to the nature of the past being unchangeable, the viewer must be limited to finite # of observations, due to his never extrapalating any new, and thus forward thinking, propositions or knowledge. He, ah fuck it, the four shots of espresso are wearing off, and from what I can tell, i just verbaly diahread all over the screen. Im bored, parched and its saturday night.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Bam!

And new philosophy calls all in doubt,
The element of fire is quite put out;
The sun is lost, and th' earth, and no man's wit
Can well direct him where to look for it.
And freely men confess that this world's spent,
When in the planets, and the firmament
They seek so many new; they see that this
Is crumbled out again to his atomies.
'Tis all in pieces, all coherence gone;
All just supply, and all relation:
Prince, subject, father, son, are things forgot,
For every man alone thinks he hath got
To be a phoenix, and that then can be
None of that kind, of which he is, but he.
This is the world's condition now.

John Donne, 1611

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Hit 'em where they aint!

Me.......me........me agian, I didnt know I was so popular.